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Gin: If my little Izuru is dead, there WILL be a reckoning.
Matsumoto: But - you’re dead yourself, Gin. You can’t do anything.
Gin: I didn’t say it would be MY reckoning. I’m just saying - shit had better go down if anything happened to Izuru.
Ichigo: I think it will take more than that to kill Byakuya. He’s a pretty stubborn guy.
Renji: It had damn well better take more than that to kill him!!
Kurotsuchi: Having most of one’s torso shot off is totally survivable.
Ishida: Lieutenant Kira isn’t made out of goo, you know.
Kurotsuchi: Oh. Then I guess he’s probably dead.
Rukia: Nii-sama will not die! I won’t allow it!
Unohana: Neither of them will die if I have any say in the matter.
(zombie?) Byakuya: Yeah, where the hell are you? We need some healing here!
Unohana: My braid came undone. I had to return to the barracks to fix it.
Byakuya: …
Rukia: …
Renji: …
Unohana: My hair is very important to me.
Yamamoto: I’m sorry if you’ve died, Lieutenant Kira. But I was busy saving Hisagi, my favorite.
Hisagi: …you are making me very uncomfortable, sir.
Kenpachi: Captains can shake off mortal wounds! Byakuya is totally alive - or, at least, he’d better be. Man owes me a rematch.
Rose: I have to believe that if Kira were dead, I’d sense it.
(zombie?) Kira: And, uh, do you sense it, captain?
b>Rose: …
Rose: I’m very busy with my own fight right now. I’ll have to get back to you.
Ryuken: My professional opinion as a doctor and a Quincy is - everybody in Soul Society is totally screwed.
Isshin: We soul reapers are hardier than you may think!
Ryuken: And the Quincy are way, WAY angrier.
Aizen: I didn’t kill any of them. I will be personally offended if the Quincy manage it.
Love: I feel like Tite Kubo wouldn’t jump straight to killing a main character like Byakuya, you know?
Lisa: Kira is less of a main character.
Love: Yeah. He’s right on the brink of being killable. Although there’s been too long of a pause now. It seems like he would have been killed immediately if he were going to die, rather than it being stretched out like this.
Shinji: Guys, stop it! Too meta!
Love: Whatever, Shinji. Lisa and I are the in-show manga readers. We’re allowed to be meta.
«Love and Lisa high-five!»
Hitsugaya: I don’t believe that a captain - even one who has had his bankai stolen - can be killed so easily.
Hiyori: A bit of wishful thinking there, eh, baldy?
Hitsugaya: SHUT UP! I AM GOING TO BE FINE!!
chigo: Everybody is going to be fine! I’ll be right there to save you all in a second!
Ishida: Yeah? How’s getting out of that sphere going?
Ichigo: …
Ichigo: …
Ichigo: I’m working on it!
(zombie?) Kira: It’s cool. Captain Kuchiki and I will just lie here and bleed for a while longer.
(zombie?) Byakuya: It’s actually pretty relaxing once you get used to it.
(zombie?) Kira: I didn’t need that part of my torso anyway.
Kurotsuchi: Now you’re talking!